$510 – $560 p/w negotiable.
CAN YOU PWEEAASE HELP US?
We are a very happy Family of Goldfish. We live in a magnificent multi-levelled pond and we have a HUGE aquarium that we keep our humans in … but ALAS they have to go away for a long time so now we need new humans to take over the aquarium so that we can survive.

We have set up the aquarium with NO EXPENSE SPARED for our humans with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely high ceilings and beautiful moder decor. We have supplied them with stunning gardens and entertaining areas with Breathtaking views from the coast to the hills.

Although we find it kind of weird that you people need cars to get around in, we have included a double garage with remote control doors. Also included is air conditioning (we thought this was important given that you breathe the stuff) and even a dishwasher to help protect those of you with delicate fins.

There are 3 large separate living areas so that we can watch you swim around with plenty of room to move and grow. AND we have even made the gardens virtually maintenance free … we had to … have you ever seen a fish trying to weed a garden bed? … not a pretty sight.

Our current humans are locking up and driving away on Feb 10th, 2009 so we REALLY need someone to move in straight away so that we don’t go hungry. Please call our chosen Managing Humans, Raine and Horne Fremantle Leasing Department to arrange your viewing on (08) 9433 3322 , or call their hotline 0402 727 393. Sorry, NO SHARKS allowed.