Are you tired of playing hide and seek with your belongings in your gigantic house? Do you find yourself wandering in your own home, lost and confused, wondering where the heck the bathroom is? Or perhaps you’ve simply had enough of the never-ending cleaning and maintenance that comes with living in a big house? If so, we have the perfect solution for you – DOWNSIZE!

Welcome to our cozy, humble abode located in the peaceful suburb of Wallan. This property is so small, you’ll never lose your way to the bathroom again!

Featuring two bedrooms, you can finally say goodbye to those pesky extra rooms that you never use but somehow always need to clean. With just the right amount of space, you’ll have a place to rest your weary head and another to stash all the stuff you can’t bear to part with.

Speaking of stashing stuff, we also have a garage! It’s perfect for your car, or if you’re not a car person, it’s a great place to store all those boxes of sentimental junk you’ve been lugging around for years.

And let’s not forget about the bathroom. Yes, there’s only one, but let’s be honest, how many do you really need? This way, you’ll never have to worry about which one is cleaner or who left the toilet seat up.

So why not make the smart move and downsize? Save on cleaning time, save on maintenance, and most importantly, save your sanity.