Give the man a SHED!!
This is the perfect opportunity to get all of those unwanted and excess possessions out of the house forever. Belt the old man into gear and get him down to have a close look at this. Thats right, all it is, is a shed on a block of land and nothing else. Maintenance free grounds, power, town water, garbage service and the best thing is……. he wont be round much any more! Ring today for details.