WILL YOU BE MY NEW OWNER?

I need someone who can show me the tender love and care that I have been deprived of for so long. If you have the vision and the passion, the time and the cents, come and nurture me old bones back to good health. And I can once again stand proud amongst its peers.

I possess all the trimmings of a bygone era
I am original and a genuine 3 bedroom home with high ceilings
I have lace fretwork above the doorways and hallway with fan lights
My walls and ceilings are 6 inch beaded T&G which can’t hide my age
I have lovely original metal window hoods that are in good condition
My guttering is new and my wiring is in good health
I am in desperate need of some tender love and care
I promise that if you take care of me, I’ll take care of you
All you have to do is give Mandy a call to come and inspect my old bones
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