“The House that Jack Built”

I know, I know! I’m certainly no fashion statement, but I could be!

I know there’s lots of prettier ones around. I know I’ve let myself go! I know I haven’t kept up with the times! I know I need some TLC and maintenance! But I’ve got to be honest that’s just how it is and I can’t pretend to be different! But hey all I need is a facelift, a makeover, knock me down, anything will do!

So, don’t dismay there is hope for me!! I DO have a flexible floorplan with 2 good sized bedrooms, large lounge room with floorboards underneath my well-loved carpet and a cozy combustion heater (what a bonus). There’s a carport and a shed! Another positive is that I’m sitting on a corner block of 944sqm approx. with plenty of room to extend (STCC). It’s a lovely quiet street with the Bridgewater Shopping Centre & buses just up the road.

It won’t be hard to make me look 20 years younger and bring me into vogue with some fresh new colours, new carpets, funky new blinds & light fittings. I’d be so grateful with that for a start, then maybe in time you could give me a smart new kitchen? And maybe, just maybe you know enough friends who could form a Backyard Blitz team to spend some time with me?? I’d soooo love that!!

OK, so yes, I admit I’ve been bit despondent! Times have been a bit tough lately and clearly I’m feeling sorry for myself! But I can be easily cheered up with your modern taste and certainly your vision! Pretty please!!

My owners have commitments that require the definite sale of the property. So all you fixer-uppers’; tradies; eager beavers; renovators; home decorators, come and see what YOU’D do to give me a new life and I promise to return you some handsome profit! Or should that be “pretty profit?!”