Dear Sir,

My name is Mrs Dry. I am an extremely proud old lady, I am over 100 years old, and I am looking for love. Don’t laugh children, I’ve still got it! My original features are still here and are just as gorgeous and bold as ever. I have extremely good bones, I am a little hunched, yet standing strong.

I am seeking the company of a younger man. I like tradesman, particularly builders in bonds singlets.

You may not remember but I have been an extremely attractive lady in my time, I can still close my eyes and recall all the comments I used to get. ‘Wow she’s beautiful’, and ‘look at her’ they all used to say. My beauty can be restored I just know it. I prey everyday that a young gentleman will come along and unlock the proweress I have bottled up inside. I desire to be the elegant woman I once was.

I have several sisters in this street my age. They were once dishevelled I used to look down at them. Yet they have found love and look happier than they have ever been.

I have seen too many sunsets alone, yet I have not given up hope. I yearn for someone to embrace and share many more with together in the future.

Lets get together and show these young ones what timeless, true old fashioned beauty really is all about.

Please phone through any enquiries to Harley Lindsay